devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

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welovekanyewest:

okay i’m just gonna go come out and go on a mini rant real quick… It’s a fucking MTV Music Video Award.. who gives a fuck… those awards don’t mean anything… If it was at the Grammys and he ruined her speech fine that’s not okay.. But at a MTV award show who cares the whole thing is a joke anyways. Any award show where teenagers can go on to the website and spam vote for whatever video makes them happy should automatically make the award show lose credibility. I mean come on.. Also Kanye was right if you really think about it… because only in a situation where people go online and vote for themselves could a video win Best Music Video of The Year (Single Ladies) but lose Best Female Video Of The Year (You Belong To Me) wouldn’t winner of the best Video of the Year if won by a female make it the best Female Video Of The Year as well.. I just never understood that logic.. plus it was like 5 years ago get over it. Like people seriously people hold grudges for no reason over the stupidest things. Also because of it Taylor got the pitty card and became so much more famous.. which turned around and made her so much rich.. so if anything she should be calling up Kanye thanking him every single day for getting drunk at the award show and running up on stage and doing what he did. He basically took her from a country singer to a household name over night.

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sansastark:

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well i think that deserves a two hour break

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